
We haven’t yet been skiing as a family, have no plans to go skiing as a family, but would love to go skiing as a family. Last month we managed the next best thing, only a 25-minute train ride out of London, where we live. And I have to say, who needs the Alps? Or to quantify, who needs to get on an aeroplane and spend a fortune on a sport that the children might not enjoy?
Now, if I was offered a ski trip, including nannies, instructors, a chalet with wall to wall heated boot poles and staff to dish up vin chaud and tartiflette, I’d do an Eddy the Eagle to get it. But I’ve four children aged six and under, and a ski trip would be ruinously expensive and a bit of a waste of time, given that around a third of the family would probably hate getting cold. So what to do?
I decided we’d have to fake it till we could make it. Not that I wasn’t worried because I have horrible early memories of a synthetic ski slope in Edinburgh. I couldn’t get my skies to go where I wanted them, and every time I fell over was grazed by the scrubbing brush-like bristles the slopes were made from. So I wasn’t sure what to expect from the Snow Centre Hemel Hempstead. I mean, no disrespect to its denizens, but it’s not exactly Gstaad. I took my two older boys, aged four and six, and after the thrills of a tube ride wore off half-way in to the very short train journey, wondered if I’d end up with icy tears on the slopes.
The snow centre is a six-minute taxi ride from the station. We arrived, were kitted out with salopettes, crash helmets and thick jackets and got very, very hot and not a little bothered before hitting the slopes (if you’ve ever tried to get gloves on a child you’ll know why). And on the slope there isn’t a scrubbing brush bristle in sight, just lots of real and very lovely snow, created within the large Snow Centre. It was indistinguishable from the real deal en piste (oh yes, we was skiing you know), much of which on the lower slopes is man-made anyway. The cold was the coldest the boys had ever experienced, and within seconds they were chucking snowballs at each other. And me. Thank goodness for my helmet. Instead of skiing or boarding, we were here to try out the new Cresta Run. My rationale being that sitting on a sledge or in a tube was something anyone could do, and far less stressful than taking two boys skiing on my own, even in an indoor snowdome.
Good old Blighty. The Cresta Run is a UK exclusive, with a 67m fresh snow slope that you can enjoy using three different kinds of sled. For the brave (which didn’t include adrenaline-phobic me) is the Airboard (13yrs to adults). Think British Winter Olympic Skeleton winner, Amy Williams, and imagine snow body-boarding, lying front down, head first on an inflatable sledge. I know, I should have tried it, but, ahem, someone had to help my boys tug their junior versions up the slope.
Zipfy (5yrs to adults) Voted #1 Best Selling Snow Sledge by Amazon (and you can’t argue with that. Can you?), these light-weight, luge-like mini sledges have a joystick to control direction and speed. Not that my nearly five-year-old (shh, don’t tell health & safety) managed to control either his speed or his direction, but seemed to love crashing into the squishy barriers at the end and doing footballer’s rolls all over the snow.
Ringos (4yrs to adults). My favourite, and, in fact, the only one I tried, was this classic inflatable ring. It spins! It goes really fast! You can’t really fall off! Enormous fun.
It was fab. We’ll be back. And might even try skiing or boarding next time. If you fancy it, here are the details.
Cresta Run Session Times
Friday 4pm – 11pm
Saturday 9am – 1pm & 7pm – 8pm
Sunday 9am – 1pm & 7pm – 8pm
Cresta Run Pricing
Ringos
£9.50 30mins child
£12.50 30mins adult
£35 30mins family (2 adults + 2children)
Zipfy Sledge
£9.50 30mins child
£12.50 30mins adult
£35 30mins family (2 adults + 2children)
The Airboard
£12 30mins child
£15 30mins adult
£40 30mins family (2 adults + 2 children)
Age restrictions apply for some of the activities:
- Airboard (16yrs to adults)
- Zipfy (5yrs+ to adults)
- Ringos (4yrs to adults)
For more information or to book, visit www.thesnowcentre.com or call 0845 258 9000.
Click here and watch us on YouTube. And a small tip. If you go during the real ski season the place is packed with wannabe skiers having lessons. Go out of season, bizarre as it might feel in the height of summer, and you’ll have the place almost to yourself. And you wouldn’t be able to say that about Gstaad, whatever the season.