Noisy, annoying and just plain silly toys:

Vroom! Vroom! This bicycle exhaust sustem easily attaches to a bike. Turbospoke £19.99 from toysrus.co.uk

Megaphone Madness! Move the five switches to create different swampy voices and see the lights flash when a frien talks into it.  Swampsterz Voice Changer £15 from elc.co.uk

Good value MP3 players for younger children. Store 96 hours of music. £19.95 from John Lewis

Roll up, roll up! Made of rubber this piano is battery operate an can be rolled up an come with you wherever you are. The LED keyboard has 100 tones, 10 emos and record, play, sustain an vibration functions. Roll up Piano £52 from gltc.co.uk

The Music Never Stops  - An instant rock star experience. These ultra light, super thin guitars come in uber cool designs and have three different play modes. Non-stop music to thrash and headbang to. Paper Jamz Guitar £24.99 from Firebox.com Drums available too. Also stocked in Harrods

Feel the Beat

5-piece professional rum set with stool. £50 from John Lewis

Awesome accordion!

A fully fun and functional instrument. £21.99 from houseofmarbles.com

Football Frenzy - Noisy like the real thing. Just more colourful. Football rattles £4.50 each from brightminds.co.uk

Bathtime Banksy - good clean fun. Graffiti the bath, the tiles or each other. Aqua Crayons £6.50 from Igloo and iglookids.co.uk

Gross Out! disgusting insects, gross guts an plenty of slime. Creepy Crawlers Smasher & Grinder set £14.99 from argos.co.uk

Keep out! Three laser units can be combine to protect against intruders. Step through the invisible beam and an alarm souns.

Laser Tripwire £24.50 from wickeduncle.co.uk

Monkey Businessw

He sits on your shoulder, giggles, burps, farts, shakes your hand, and interacts with passers by and so much more with the remote control. Dave the Funky Monkey £25 from Harrods and Hamleys

Slimy Secrets - the ultimate in slime making kits. Make snot, blood clots, tapeworms .... what's not to like? Wild Science Weird Slime Laboratory £12.95 from amazon.co.uk